Shop | Offendabilities https://offendabilities.com | Mildly Offensive Tees Thu, 24 Nov 2022 15:34:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.3 https://offendabilities.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/cropped-Offendabilities-embers-32x32.jpg Shop | Offendabilities https://offendabilities.com 32 32 Ninja-corn Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/ninja-corn-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/ninja-corn-tee/#respond Tue, 27 Jul 2021 21:18:07 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/ninja-corn-tee/ Just be true to who you are!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/ninja-corn-tee/feed/ 0 Stop Petting My Peeves Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/stop-petting-my-peeves-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/stop-petting-my-peeves-tee/#respond Tue, 30 Mar 2021 20:03:08 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/stop-petting-my-peeves-tee/ You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/stop-petting-my-peeves-tee/feed/ 0 Taco Whisperer Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/taco-whisperer-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/taco-whisperer-tee/#respond Tue, 30 Mar 2021 20:01:56 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/taco-whisperer-tee/ You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/taco-whisperer-tee/feed/ 0 Beer Babe Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/beer-babe-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/beer-babe-tee/#respond Tue, 30 Mar 2021 19:59:54 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/beer-babe-tee/ You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/beer-babe-tee/feed/ 0 Triassic Park Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/triassic-park-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/triassic-park-tee/#respond Tue, 30 Mar 2021 19:57:27 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/triassic-park-tee/ You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/triassic-park-tee/feed/ 0 Talk Nerdy to Me Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/talk-nerdy-to-me-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/talk-nerdy-to-me-tee/#respond Tue, 30 Mar 2021 19:53:24 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/talk-nerdy-to-me-tee/ You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/talk-nerdy-to-me-tee/feed/ 0 Water Bear Don’t Care Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/water-bear-dont-care-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/water-bear-dont-care-tee/#respond Tue, 30 Mar 2021 19:46:55 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/water-bear-dont-care-tee/ Because who doesn’t love a cute little tardigrade?

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/water-bear-dont-care-tee/feed/ 0 Pre-Cambrian Park Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/pre-cambrian-park-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/pre-cambrian-park-tee/#respond Tue, 30 Mar 2021 19:44:42 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/pre-cambrian-park-tee/ You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/pre-cambrian-park-tee/feed/ 0 Ya’ll Need Science Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/yall-need-science-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/yall-need-science-tee/#respond Tue, 30 Mar 2021 19:40:48 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/yall-need-science-tee/ You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

]]> https://offendabilities.com/product/yall-need-science-tee/feed/ 0 Paleogene Park Tee https://offendabilities.com/product/paleogene-park-tee/ https://offendabilities.com/product/paleogene-park-tee/#respond Tue, 23 Feb 2021 03:49:47 +0000 https://offendabilities.com/product/paleogene-park-tee/ For everyone out there that cringes every time you see someone walking around with that damn scientifically incorrect Jurassic Park Tee on…. here’s your chance to set things right.

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it’s still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Honduras, Haiti, Mexico, or Nicaragua

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